After a sick, sleepless night I do want to propose new warning labels on bottles of hydrogen peroxide. Right now, this language is not included, so just consider yourself lucky and forewarned. It should read: IN CASE OF ACCIDENTAL INGESTION, CALL POISON CONTROL CENTER IMMEDIATELY. OR IF A BEST-SELLING BOOK ENCOURAGES YOU TO DRINK IT ON PURPOSE, ALSO CALL POISON CONTROL BUT KNOW THAT THEY WILL GET MAD AND MAKE FUN OF YOU IN THAT CASE.

As long as we are on the subject, I should also warn you that no bottle of Tylenol cautions you against putting it in your bra while you run a half marathon with friends. Whereby, it will melt and cause a burning rash that will last for years. Would you ever have thought?!!! I know I didn’t. Once again, if you are contemplating storing medicine in your bra, especially while in engaging in strenuous activity whereby it could melt-I urge you-DON’T!!!! It may seem as if you are being resourceful but the consequences are disastrous. I have been to the doctor twice to try to get healed and he can do nothing. Amazingly, this was also his first case of Tylenol bra burning, having had no previous patients with that ailment. He seemed surprised and not as enraged as I felt when you will notice that the bottles do not even suggest there could be a problem. Once again I just want to share this information with you so you do not have to make the same mistake. By the way, I am not joking-all the above is true-so seriously be careful. I do not want millions of people making my same mistakes. At least you have info to help prevent the above real life tragedies.

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